"What the fsgp is a kiwiddle"
                     ⎯  you. right now. in that internal voice of yours.

If you actually kept reading after I dubbed myself a 'corporate poet' then there's either something right with me, wrong with you, or both.

I’m Kieran, an Indian (by blood) American (by birth) copywriter
     raised in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
     based in Southern California.

I follow a set of simple truths:
1. Skim milk is a life-altering nectar sent from the heavens.
2. One must live in constant fear of complicated handshakes.
3. If this advertising thing doesn't work out, I can always fall back on my childhood dreams of becoming a bush.

For any shrubbery-related inquiries, hit my line at hartkieranj@gmail.com.